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[n.] a person capable of isolated moments of athletic brilliance who more frequently exhibits little coordination and commits acts of minor but conspicuous stupidity
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Going to my happy place.
Work is crushing me, the temperature is rising, and the air is turning to shit. Time to go to my happy place . . .
LASSEN.
5:00 a.m. never looked so good.
Someone had set a booter up the gut of the northeast face, which led directly to . . .
a sporty summit scramble. The climbing was easy. Not kicking off a rock onto your partner was hard. Thankfully, Tom didn't bean me with a piece of pumice.
Shasta has a dead dog on the summit. Lassen has a giant camo dildo. Volcanoes are full of surprises.
The first turn is always the hardest. Maintain whippet control, maintain whippet control . . .
The obligatory bumbling around to find the truck. Tom informed me that this is known as "getting volcanoed."
I'm a 30-something year old lawyer, and a Taurus. I went to school at Bowdoin College in Maine, where I majored in rock climbing and long naps. After graduation, I moved to Salt Lake to serve as an Americorps member at the Fourth Street Clinic. A few years later, I went to law school at the U, where I majored in tearing and rehabbing knee ligaments.
Kids? Nope. Wife? Yep, and she is definitely the class of my act. She makes me laugh out loud, she's a great skier and a fantastic fly fisher, she makes sure I don't take myself too seriously, and she has a sweeeeet cabin in the Uintas.
Life is good. Way better than I deserve.
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